Back in 2004, Osama bin Laden released a video tape where he said al Qaeda’s goal was to bankrupt the United States. Do you think Phil Gramm, John McCain’s Economic Advisor, and Osama bin Laden are in cahoots?
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I just saw this but it could have been floating around the Internet for a while so you may have already seen it. It still made me laugh.
After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message:
Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice .
Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad.
Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help.
Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply:
“Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”