2009 Bubble Calendar

Here’s an interesting Christmas gift for the OCD on your shopping list.  Bet you can’t pop just one!  At $29.95 each, you’d certainly have to wield a modicum of self control.

Bumper Sticker of the Day

Is it just me or is this really the direction American customer service is headed?

Bumper Sticker of the Day

I should really do some research to see if I can discover what GWB’s net worth was in 2000 and what it is today.  Anyone know?  Available at Bumper Art.

Bumper Sticker of the Day

Two out of three ain’t bad.

Cat In The Hat (Revised)

As some of you know I’ve spent part of my life as a children’s librarian.  I laughed when I saw this back over the summer and it was instrumental in what I decided to name this blog.

Bumper Sticker of the Day

This is more appropriate for those who are rushing around from one task to another.  When I wasn’t working, I nearly had this down to perfection.  Available from Bumper Art.

John McCain Wins!

Or so says The Onion:

Pwned Palin

A Montreal radio station gets Palin good by pretending to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy.  Go listen now!

UPDATE:  Daily Kos has a transcript you can read.  At first this is very funny, but it quickly turns to being an embarrassment.  She apparently doesn’t know who the PM of Canada is, nor does she realize that Quebec doesn’t have a PM and she talks about what a great role model France is for the McCain campaign.  Does Palin know how socialist France is?  Everyone has health care and the work week is limited to 35 hours/week with a minimum of 6 weeks off each year.

Mount Losemore

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Palin As President

My days go like this:  up at 5:15, 5:20 at the latest, into the shower, brush my teeth, do my hair and a small bit of makeup, get dressed, and hope I have time for a quick bowl of cereal, try to read the newspaper while eating said cereal or maybe read a quick blog, then out the door by 6:15.

At work by 7:00, do the crossword puzzle from the paper before anyone gets to work, then stare at a computer screen for 8 hours, but not reading blogs, eat a cup of yogurt during my 1/2 hour lunch at my desk while I read a few more blogs, but there’s not enough time to do my own blogging, leave work at 3:30, home by 4:10 depending on traffic, read the mail and sit down for 10 minutes before starting supper, eat dinner and clean up afterwards, read the rest of the blogs and check my e-mail, try to find something to post on my own blog while watching some crap television, off to bed by 9:00 to watch some more crap television or read a book in the hopes it will put me to sleep.

Rinse, repeat, 5 times per week.

Now you know why the blog is suffering.  I really don’t have the time I once had, but I do have more money!  Why can’t we have both?!

Why did I title this ‘Palin as President?’  Because I want you to go to this website every day between now and the election.  Move your cursor around the screen for a bit of Palin fun.  This probably isn’t too far from the truth.